Best meme idea ever: you ask the frigging questions!

First, completely seperate from the meme: The Rammstein Lyrics page has been updated to include "Amour", as well as a picture of the album cover.

Blatantly ripping off rexar, who blattantly ripped it off yiffyraptor, jacel, and whomever they, in turn, ripped off, I'm going to ask all of you to ask me any question you please. By "anything", I do mean "anything". Any damn thing you can think of, no matter how sick, demented, mathematical, or whatever. As long as your question is in the interest of information (and not starting a fight) and as long as you're not a dick about it, I will (attempt to) answer it.

Have fun!