Well, I just got back from seeing Van Helsing (okay, I got back an hour ago; I was distracted by math :P ), and I'll say it was good, but there were several parts that made me semi-not like it.

Yes, Dracula was exceptionally well-cast. That was an excellent choice. Many of the action scenes were well-done, and though the CG-ing was fairly obvious (which isn't a good thing), it was still okay.

The biggest problem I had with this was in the script itself. Many of the "comic relief" lines were extremely trite, and one could anticipate almost all of them. They also led into the plot way too early; I guessed the ending within a half-hour. That, ladies and gentlemen, is not fun.

Also, at the end, when Dracula is "revealing" all these things about Van Helsing, he didn't do a very good job. Again, I blame the script for the most part, but the delivery could have used work.

Another problem I had was not with the movie, but with the audience, so I probably shouldn't use it to judge, but I'll mention it anyway. The audience laughed at parts of the movie that weren't supposed to be funny; there were even a few serious moments in which they laughed. Namely, the end, when Van Helsing lets out a yell (I'm desperately trying to not spoil anything), the audience laughed. I was laughing at what he was yelling about, but it was fairly obvious that they were laughing at the way in which he yelled. Why did this turn me off? Because he was acting naturally. There was nothing funny about how he yelled. Essentially, they laughed at anything that something non-human did which was something they'd do naturally.

Anyway, from my point of view, I'd give it a 7/10. Had they put a little more effort into writing the script, it would have been utterly beautiful.




You're The Guns of August!

by Barbara Tuchman

Though you're interested in war, what you really want to know is what causes war. You're out to expose imperialism, militarism, and nationalism for what they really are. Nevertheless, you're always living in the past and have a hard time dealing with what's going on today. You're also far more focused on Europe than anywhere else in the world. A fitting motto for you might be "Guns do kill, but so can diplomats."


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.



Really, that quiz was rather shallow. At least it was to me, anyway. That's only the political aspect of my life, and there's a whole lot more to me than politics, that's for sure.
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( May. 8th, 2004 07:59 pm)
Mmm... Bandwagon... I'll try to make these somewhat easy, as many of them tend to be of foreign origin.

01. Sieben fuer nach Duesseldorf und eine fuer nach Koeln.
02. Zero kara hajime you azayakana hibi ga iroasenu you ni.
03. The wind is blowing through your golden hair; and I will freeze this moment here in time...
04. Was tust du? Was fuehlst du? Was bist du?
05. Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires...
06. Hear me, you lords-and-lady preachers, I descend upon your Earth from the skies.
07. One word, just a word will do, to end this nightmare.
08. And I'm bending, and I'm bending, and I'm bending down before the Lord.
09. Ketsu wa ai ja nai.
10. Get down, everybody's gonna leave their seat.
11. Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress...
12. As he came in through the window, was the sound of a crescendo.
13. And I pwedict a bwoody Easta.
14. Bar all the windows and shut out the light.
15. Itsuka moetsukiru kono inochi o sasagete mo...
16. Mozh vyesna; ya odna.
17. Turn around; every now and then I get a little bit lonely 'cause you never come around.
18. Twisted sightless wrecks of men go groping on their knees and crying pain.
19. So I just stare at the stain on the wall where the TV had been...
20. Judy came from Ohio; she's a Scientologist.
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