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Having problems with obtaining in-state residency: One semester and several thousand dollars.

Requiring a new meal plan because no one informed me that the one I ordered no longer existed: Three hours.

Being assaulted by a group of asinine high-schoolers for just walking down the sidewalk: At least five weeks of mental recovery.

Finding out that the aforementioned meal plan wasn't factored into my financial aid: Five hours and $549.05.

Problems with getting a job, registration, etc. interfering with my ability to attend class: As much as a year, and several thousand dollars.

Waking up at 6 AM on the day they say you can register, only to find out you have to wait until Friday: One day.

Waiting until Friday to register: Five days.

Getting three course overrides because I couldn't register earlier: Several more hours.

The registrar's office agreeing with you that the seperation of pre-registration time based on "class level" is one of the worst ideas ever: Priceless.

There are some things that can't possibly waste my time or money.
For everything else, there's NMT.