This song is totally the sort of thing I used to write in high school. I wish I still had the capability to do that sort of thing.
Dad will be here this evening. I am preparing.
Day 1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.
Day 2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet.
Day 3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off.
Day 4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do.
Day 5 - Greed. Seven worldly material desires.
Day 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.
Day 7 - Lust. Seven love secrets.
(For the record, it's really hard for me to think of anything that isn't overtly sexual, and I'm not putting any of those on here. Thing is, most things from which I derive enjoyment, I feel no guilt about.)
1. Pretty much any Eastern dragon. >_>
2. Looking good, dressing up, that sort of thing.
3. Playing video games. This wouldn't be such a "guilty" pleasure were it not for the absolute shit writing that goes into them any more, largely in an attempt to keep the cap-wearing-bastard "gamer" crowd.
4. Practicing science without a license. UH-OH
5. Cracked.com.
6. Eating most anything more expensive than ramen. Not because "OMG Calories", but because "OMG I so can't afford this, thanks taxpayers". This applied before I was unemployed, too.
7. As silly as it sounds, singing. I love to sing, and I'm told I'm pretty good at it - I mean, I kinda have to be to have been in two musicals as a named, principal role, and to have been invited to audition for the longest-running musical revue show in the country - but I'm always nervous / embarrassed to sing in front of others.
Dad will be here this evening. I am preparing.
Day 1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.
Day 2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet.
Day 3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off.
Day 4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do.
Day 5 - Greed. Seven worldly material desires.
Day 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.
Day 7 - Lust. Seven love secrets.
(For the record, it's really hard for me to think of anything that isn't overtly sexual, and I'm not putting any of those on here. Thing is, most things from which I derive enjoyment, I feel no guilt about.)
1. Pretty much any Eastern dragon. >_>
2. Looking good, dressing up, that sort of thing.
3. Playing video games. This wouldn't be such a "guilty" pleasure were it not for the absolute shit writing that goes into them any more, largely in an attempt to keep the cap-wearing-bastard "gamer" crowd.
4. Practicing science without a license. UH-OH
5. Cracked.com.
6. Eating most anything more expensive than ramen. Not because "OMG Calories", but because "OMG I so can't afford this, thanks taxpayers". This applied before I was unemployed, too.
7. As silly as it sounds, singing. I love to sing, and I'm told I'm pretty good at it - I mean, I kinda have to be to have been in two musicals as a named, principal role, and to have been invited to audition for the longest-running musical revue show in the country - but I'm always nervous / embarrassed to sing in front of others.